Golden Globes: Nikki Glaser’s Unfiltered Humor Takes Center Stage

Nikki Glaser, celebrated for her sharp wit, brought her signature humor to the 2026 Golden Globes. As the host, she didn't hold back, delivering a monologue packed with jokes that left the audience in stitches. Some of these jokes, however, didn't make it to the final cut.

During her appearance on "The Howard Stern Show," Glaser shared some of these unfiltered jokes. She took playful jabs at various celebrities, from Sean Penn to Jeff Goldblum. Her humor was unapologetic, targeting everyone in sight.

Highlights of Glaser's Cut Jokes

• Sean Penn

  "Sean Penn is nominated tonight, I’m assuming for best neck veins?"

• Leonardo DiCaprio

  "Why does Leo always squint? Is he checking his girlfriend’s ID?"

• Julia Roberts

  "Julia Roberts is nominated for After The Hunt. I don’t know what it’s about but I’m assuming the hunt was to find someone who’s seen it?"

• Jonathan Bailey

  "First openly gay man to be named ‘Sexiest Man Alive.’ Why do we need to specify ‘openly’?"

• Jeff Goldblum

  "Jeff Goldblum might have just wandered in from an Apartments.com ad shoot."

• Chase Infiniti

  "Chase Infiniti, nominated for best actress. That’s not a car, that’s your name. I’ll give you a promotional deal."

• Film "Pluribus"

  "It’s Latin for I haven’t seen it."

Glaser's humor was a mix of clever wordplay and observational comedy, making her a standout host. Her ability to find humor in the unexpected and deliver it with precision is what makes her jokes so memorable.